I just wanted to share some funny stories that my little Maci has inspired lately!
A few weeks ago Maci came into my room in the middle of the night wanting to sleep with me... I usually don't let her, but who am I to argue between the hours of 12:00 and 4:00am! Anyway she crawled in and I smelled lotion, but being the lazy butt I am I just ignored it, laid her down with me and fell back to sleep. The next morning we got up as usual, started to get dressed... all was well until the shoes... as soon as I started going through her shoes I noticed something was wrong. My darling little precious daughter had poured lotion INSIDE all of her shoes... that was fun to clean up!
A few nights later, she once again came into my room either very late at night, or very early in the morning and told me that she ate ketchup and she wanted a glass of water. Thinking I would be a little smarter this time around, I decided not to ignore her... THANK GOD! It looked like she had bathed in ketchup! It was in her ears, down her belly, all over her legs - I mean every where! Another fun thing to clean up!
Another of her favorite past times is to find any kind of cream possible, whether it be lotion, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste - you name it, nothing is off limits, and smear it all over any glass or window surface she can find! My mirrors are always covered in something!
This morning I got up at my usual time (10 minutes late...) and was getting ready. I had just bought some stuff to put in your hair when it was dry and decided today was the perfect time to try it out! Well when I opened it, it looked like it had leaked in the lid so I just swooped my stupid little finger right in there, grabbed as much as I could and started rubbing it through my hair. I kept thinking that it smelled familar but I just couldn't place it. Well I decided I needed a little more so I pumped some out and low & behold it was a totally different color and smell... right then it dawned on me that it was... what else besides TOOTHPASTE! I had to just laugh!
We were driving in the car with my parents and I was eating sunflower seeds - which Maci really really wanted so I started cracking them for her. I had cracked a pretty good little stack and happened to look at her and she had her finger up her nose (which normally isn't anything new unfortunatley!) Anyway I said Maci don't pick your nose and she told me "Me not mommy, my nose eating"! So I panic and tried to see up her nose. I didn't see anything so I thought she was just making up stories (which again isn't anything new!) Well a few minutes later she started sneezing and out came all the sunflower seeds... out of her mouth! At least they traveled down. I was so scared I was going to have to take her to the hospital and explain that I let my 2 year old daughter snort seeds!
Yesterday my friend Misty took Maci with her and her kids to the park (bless her heart!) Apparently when they were leaving Reagan realized that she left her drink so she ran back to get it. When she got back to the car Maci asked her "Reagan - you drink beer???"! Misty said they all just died laughing. I honestly will blame that one on her Papa. She knows where he keeps it, is always trying to get him one and is always more than willing to throw his empties away. From now on - we are cutting him off the beer in front of her.
Anyway, that's my novel for this week! I'm sure most of you can sympathize and the others have so much to look forward too! I will say though that even when I want to scream, I can usually find the humor in it... at least it will make for some embarrassing stories to torture her with later!
